Lost liveblogging episode 5

10:01pm: Locke’s dead, Hurley is still fat, Sun is still hot. All is well.
9:50pm: I cut my finger on my softbox before the Lost party and it’s been annoying the fuck out of me. Damn you Photoflex.
9:47pm: Did Daniel Dae Kim have to hire a foreign tutor to teach him how to speak English with an Asian accent? It’s awful and borderline insulting.
9:40pm: Sawyer and Juliette need to have sex already.
9:27pm: Lock has really, big, breasts.
9:25pm: “Locke should suck my balls!”
9:21pm: There’s a black cat giving me crazy allergies. Benadryl isn’t working fast enough.
9:15pm: People watching Lost for the first time think Lost fans are absolutely bat shit crazy.
9:10pm: Watchmen commercial. Pants jizz.
9:06pm: The irony of Jin is Daniel Dae Kim has to yellow voice every episode. One step forward, two steps back.
9:01pm: Sun looks evil, but now she’s just doubly hot. Would tap.
8:48pm: Lots of screaming and shit. These girls take their tetris seriously.
8:58pm: I’m eating pizza. It’s fucking delicious but I can’t eat and party at the same time.
8:55pm: Ok, I’m giving up on indenting for now. Just trying to make this look relatively normal. WIll fix the annoying blockquote quote later.
8:47pm: Caitlin would eat one sandwich, and then have bags of natural Cheetos for the rest of the week.
8:45pm: Intense Tetris 64. How do you even play this? Magical blocks can meld into OTHER blocks.
8:37pm: Discussing the merits of root beer. The Japanese hate root beer.