Tall white dude stuck somewhere cold in the East Coast, Max Gardner, rants on the atrocity that are UGG boots.
Fuck. It’s awful, it’s tiresome, it begs the question: “Why do women feel the need to complete an already disgusting ensemblé with something that gives the visual equation that you have the largest and most ungainly feet ever to match the rest of your exponentially burgeoning outfit?” The worst is when spring rolls around and the outfit turns over to tank-top, mini-skirt, and Uggs – Congrats, now you’re a complete corny-white-chick, all you need to complete the motif is a can of Natty ice, a greased-up tanner-than-thou brodude on your arm, no contraception, and you have yourself a memorable night.
Unless you’re wearing them indoors because you have bad circulation, which I can certainly relate to, you should under no circumstances wear UGGs regardless of weather or any other environmental circumstance. What was most disturbing in my time at NYU was the sheer amount of fashion students who subscribed to this so called trend.
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the wife wears the uggs. i dont understand it. but all the women love them.
I can understand why people wear UGGs…they have a functional element. But why in heaven’s sake would anyone wear it as a fashion statement? These should be given out to poor souls with bad circulation and cold feet, not for corny-white-girls.
My sister had to wear Them when she couldn’t wear anything else because broke a couple of bones in her foot after her horse stood on it.
It made her stylistically unhappy…
She’s back to high-as-hell heels now though.