Kiya’s Sugar Cane slack denim jeans — 6 months

These are the new jeans I’ve been wearing on and off since I got them from Self Edge…except the photos here are of Kiya’s pair. He’s worn them six straight months and machine washed them every two weeks. Always consistent. The Sugar Cane slack denim is a particular 50/50 mix of sugarcane and cotton fibres, making up a loose woven and super slubby 13oz. denim that’s breathable and perfect as a lightweight jean for the summer. It’s a regular cut, so for us skinny folk it’s kind of baggy but I like the new silhouette it gives me. Also, I have an excuse to wear boots.

The denim looks ridiculous.

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Anti-Yo B.S.P. titanium yoyo

The Bomb Shit Pussy is the dirty filth-nasty love child of Kiya Babzani and Sonny Patrick’s Anti-Yo. With only 75 made, it’s “comprised of 100% titanium. One half of the yo-yo flaunts raw titanium, while the other shows off it’s zirconium nitrate coating.”

For any evidence of it’s next-level smear doo doo fly-ness, Jake Bullock was kind enough to do some ridiculous shit on the BSP.

Thanks to Anti-Yo for pulling through. I don’t fuck with zirconium nitrate. I do it raw. Raw, motherfucking, titanium.

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While I was gone

I ate a lot of things. I did a shit ton of things, but mostly ate and drank copious amounts of food and liquor. As evidence of this, I’ll begin to make up the 10 day hiatus where I was in constant disarray with the show opening.

I present you… bull penis.