So, I guess I really don’t need a pair of Slanties, right? I guess I could be outraged at this, but honestly, if you can make bank selling the idea of slanty eyes as a positive, maybe it’s a step in the right direction. I’m just saying it could be worse. It’s based on ancient Inuit history, so at least they didn’t call these things Chinkies.

In a recession, all the recessive traits are starting to look attractive. Mmm.

Via Hard Liquor, Soft Holes.